Baby It’s iPhone Time! Merry Christmas Song

Ray Wenderlich


As you may or may not know, we have a tradition where each year, we sing a silly Christmas song about a geeky topic.

This year, we have made a song titled “Baby It’s iPhone Time”, sung to the tune of “Baby It’s Cold Outside.” We hope you enjoy – and we apologize in advance for our singing! :]


I really can’t pay (but baby, it’s iPhone time)
I don’t like space grey (but baby, there’s silver too)
This keynote has been (please get your preorder in)
So very nice (that iphone 8 just won’t suffice)
Face ID is a slight drawback (hey murphy’s law gave us a setback)
Cause privacy is under attack (even sansa stark couldn’t hack)
So really, I think I’ll pass (hey look at that sexy glass)
But maybe I’ll just look at the store (if you like pixels, we’ve got some more)
This camera looks new (truedepth to focus you)
Say what’s this big poo (that’s animoji for you)
I wish I knew why (you like them, please don’t deny)
Craig’s neighing now (hey just be glad he’s not a cow)
I ought to say not this time (it’s so good we skipped the 9)
But damn that iPhone looks fine (and now you’re flat broke without a dime)
I really should wait (You’re changing my tone)
But it’s iPhone time!


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That’s It!

Have a Merry Christmas and very happy New Year everyone, and thanks so much for reading this site! :]

Ray Wenderlich

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When Ray’s not programming, he’s probably playing video games, role playing games, or board games.

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